< Arranged-Lovers
  • Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
  • Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.

cosbyykidd:

Nicki Minaj’s face when Tracy Morgan said, “Dont date Taylor Swift because she will write a song about you.”

lmao

(Source: sevengrammys, via tittyminaj)

Timestamp: 1369026189

sluttyoliveoil:

before eating hot dogs make sure you have protection. use a condiment

(via hotanimegirl)

unimpressedcats:

you gon eat that? 

imma eat it anyway

(Source: felixity, via wejustsomemothafuckinkids)

Timestamp: 1369025094

estegrimshaw:

itsnachoday:

sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey

there’s no in between

(Source: wetbriefs, via ihalal)

Timestamp: 1369000922

wowjustloveme:

meladoodle:

you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker

THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE

(Source: voldegort, via ryudolph)

Timestamp: 1368943717